There’s not much Marisa Miller can do to disappoint me, but when she’s out promoting a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit collection with bikini models and not in one herself it just pisses me off! And she’s not the only one who pulls these antics! They all do, as if showing up in a bikini is all of a sudden beneath them. Well Marisa, as much as I think you’re the hottest piece of ass on the planet, I pledge not to buy any of Victoria’s Secret’s swimwear, and encourage all my readers to do the same. That’ll show ‘em, right fellas? [ source ]
