For whatever reason, Page Six doesn't give us a name -- but we refuse to let the Conde Staffer remain anonymous. Why shouldn't his or her identity be revealed? Clearly they're the hardest working individual in 4 Times Square, willing to go the distance to secure access to

So let's name names. You email us your guesses for the staffer, we do the confirmation, and you win a prize. A mirror, a straw, a gram, whatever. You'll be rewarded, we can promise you that much. Come forward and do this person a favor, so that this excellent employee gets the credit he or she so very much deserves.